October 2011
A Dirty Limerick For Monday:
There once was a big man named Rick
With a most unusual dick
It tasted like honey,
So he made them pay money
Twenty-four dollars a lick
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The Superdome was a bloody shade of red this morning. And I don’t mean that figuratively because they lost yesterday. They light it up at night. It’s usually lavender, like a big gay space ship.
If we listened to our intellect, we’d never have a love affair. We’d never have...
– Ray Bradbury (via skotia)
Watching Rosemary’s Baby and am completely distracted from the horror by John Cassavetes sexiness.