Pinched Nerve: Hey, dude! Remember me!
Me: I’ve been trying to ignore you for days.
Pinched Nerve: Pffft, good luck.
Me: It feels like I’m being shot in the hip with an arrow, on a loop.
Pinched Nerve: Yeah. I make gifs now.
I know its not really any of my fucking business, but my coworker has the worst snacking habits. Today there’s an empty half dozen Krispy Kreme box in the trash.
1. How are you skinny?
2. How did you not throw up afterwards?
3. Hmmm, maybe that’s why.