A Cultural Dictionary of Dick

Dawn: Okay, let’s hear your joke.

Me: You want me to tell you a joke? — I’ll have to think of a nice one.

Dawn: Nope. You won’t offend me. Let’s hear it.

Me: Hitler walks into a bar with a German Shepard and they both sit down at the bar. Hitler tells the bartender he’d like a beer and a beer for his friend. The bartender says, “Haven’t seen you in here for a while, Adolf — what have you been up to?” Hitler says, “I have great plans for Germany. I’m going to make it a great nation again. Only thing is I’m going to have to kill all the Jews and all the musicians.” the bartender says, “All the musicians! Why kill musicians?” Hitler turns to the dog and says, “See Hans, nobody cares about the Jews.”

Dawn: Heh heh — I’m Jewish.

Me: …

Dawn: Just kidding.

So Dawn, the manager of the frame shop likes me and wants to hire me. She even reminds me of my friend Liz. But I have to impress the owner tomorrow at 1:30, who sounds like a real hard-ass. 

I would have groped you. Just sayin’.

This is why I love you. 

Couple buddies came over last week. We each put on one of your masks and stood on my patio, toasting passing tourists in their horse-drawn carriages. Lotsa waves, except when we all froze in pantomime :)

Well done.