A Cultural Dictionary of Dick

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schoolofporn reblogged your photo: frederikstumblr: Ever wonder how dinosaurs got…

Whales. What about whales? They have sex underwater. Why don’t you think underwater sex is possible?

I’m sure Whales have some bodily function that makes it possible, of course. As did big ass water dinosaurs, probably. I was mainly speaking for people. I just thought the comment would be funny with the image — as if those two were in a giant prehistoric hot-tub. 

If someone would like to explain how two humans could have comfortable sex underwater without disrupting the function of natural or manmade lubricants or geting water in your cooze or butt, then feel free. If you’ve done it and your argument is sound, I will believe you. 

Notes

  1. coughdropqueen said: Underwater handjobs work. The water doesn’t seem to affect precum but the actual ejaculation is interesting. It kind of gets everywhere. I’ve heard underwater vag sex isn’t very comfortable.
  2. culturaldictionaryofdick posted this

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